Just for Laughs: Ten Funny but True Facts about Women

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closetWhat you are about to read I personally think couldn’t be any more true about women and their funny characters

1. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you just don’t understand!

2. Women do NOT want an honest opinion to the question, ‘how do I look?’Am sure you are definitely not ready for the repercussions of your honest opinion.

3. If a man goes on a seven day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a five day trip, she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

4. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

5. The word “woman” is believed to have derived from the Middle English term “wyfman” broken down simply as the wife (wyf) of man.

6. Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. LOL.

7. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal event. (Hmmm).

8. In almost every country worldwide, the life expectancy for women is higher than for men. (Not funny at all)

9. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first, pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

10. Women spend Seven to ten years of their life-time looking at the mirror. Men spend only two years doing same.staring in the mirror

Okay! Here are two bonuses off the top lol…
*When you tell a woman the truth, she thinks you are lying. When you are lying, she thinks you are telling the truth.
*Men, You can never win an argument against a woman. I repeat, you can never ever ever win. You’ll hurt her feelings When (if) it seems you are winning.

Please feel free to add yours.

Source: nairaland.com